Farleyfied 

1. To satisfy an old lady with great service.

2. To pleasure an old lady uncontrollably.

3. To leave young women feeling violated.

Holy shit I've just been Farleyfied!!!

'Lady walks out of a room all hot and flustered' - I've just been Farleynated

Farleyfied by kaardon July 27, 2011

Chris Farleyed 

Is the act of falling straight into a table, usually a coffee table, completely destroying it. As seen in many Chris Farley sketches and movies such as the SNL Matt Foley skit and Tommy Boy.

Chuck was so trashed last night he Chris Farleyed right through the coffee table, and my mom is pissed.

Chris Farleyed by BranMan08070 January 21, 2010

Farleyed 

(Far-Lee-D)
Farleyed; To farley something up; state of mind: Farleyfied;

1. To mess something up beyond fixing.

2. When everytime you touch something it goes to shit.

I really farleyed that up.

I am so farleyfied, everything is falling apart around me.

You must be in a farley state of mind right now because you can't do anything right.

Farleyed by Team Blumpkin July 1, 2005