Farley

A white, british male known for their good humour, they are renowned for their God like qualities and extreme randomness.

He must be a Farley

by Falamalamalam18 January 26, 2011

Farleyed

(Far-Lee-D)
Farleyed; To farley something up; state of mind: Farleyfied;

1. To mess something up beyond fixing.

2. When everytime you touch something it goes to shit.

I really farleyed that up.

I am so farleyfied, everything is falling apart around me.

You must be in a farley state of mind right now because you can't do anything right.

by Team Blumpkin June 21, 2005

Farley

Slang for an erect penis.

Josh attempted to conceal his throbbing farley in public.

by DaddyFliffus February 26, 2016

Farley

In cornhole when the bag doesn't make it to the board but lands just short is called a Farley.

When a T-Rex plays Cornhole he only throws a Farley.

by OVC big Johnson November 19, 2019

Farley

The process of eating a girls butthole out

I gave that girl a farley last night and she farted in my face.

by cp6694 May 31, 2011

Farley

Function: verb
Inflected Forms: farleyed; farleying
Etymology: Modern English roots, named after the infamous social leech Patrick Farley.

1. a) To beg for or steal cigarettes. b) To cop a jack.
2. To attempt to pick up girls by begging for cigarettes.
3. To be a thieving douchebag.

1. Hey man, can I farley a cigarette?
2. Hold up, I'm going to go farley those ugly girls.
3. Man, you farleyed the shit out of his smokes.

by Patrick Farley January 18, 2006

Farley

Derogatory term for a white male used by African Americans.

That Farley can shoot but he too slow.

by Fes June 03, 2006