91 definition by BUBBA

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A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.
"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"
by bubba May 05, 2004

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One of the few places in the world where dropping the soap can mean an automatic death sentence by AIDS-infected penile injection up the ass.
I spent ten painful years in prison and my ass still hurts from the experience.
by Bubba June 19, 2003

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ABC
American Born Chinese
Man, he ain't azn, he's ABC.
by Bubba May 31, 2002

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A guy who lives in his parents' basement.
I'm the greatest jedi who ever lived! (repost)
by Bubba May 05, 2005

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Social lubricant particularly good for speeding entry into a chick's pants.
IF you want to bang that chick, I suggest you buy her a Jagermeister.
by bubba May 05, 2004

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Menstruation, checking into the 'red roof inn'
Aunt Flow is in town this week.
by Bubba July 03, 2003

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A man who can't get a girlfriend and thus becomes semi-gay. Generally not liked by girls/women. He is pro-male and rejects the reality between men and women.
Not the opposite of feminist.
John can't get a girlfriend and thus decided to become gay. He is a masculinists
by Bubba January 04, 2005

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