Faptoring

The act of masturbating to photos of the Ford F-150 Raptor.

Billy was late for work today because he was up all night Faptoring.

Faptoring by tommytherangerwook July 23, 2021

Closed Faptioning 

Turning on the closed captioning to your porn videos so you can read the moans while you fap yourself to glorious nut after glorious nut. Done when the sound is just not an option.

Since mom was home, I had no choice but to do a little closed faptioning.

Closed Faptioning by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017

fattering 

The opposite of flattering.
Can be used to avoid lying when someone asks you if they look fat if said quickly enough.

Girl: Do these pants make me look fat?
Guy: No, it is very fattering.
Girl: Thanks.

fattering by chicky noodles May 24, 2014

Raptoring 

To be in the posing in the background of a photo that you have no business being in!

minus the raptoring asshole in the background this is an awesome photo!

Raptoring by mike duncan March 8, 2006

Fatoringitosis 

An obsession or likingness or sexual attraction to fat or obese people. Weird and not common and often people who fall into this categories are socially excluded. Medical attention or physical therapy can be use to eradicate this mental condition.

Where a man has a sexual attraction to a obese or large (fat)
women, and vise versa. Fatoringitosis.

Fatoringitosis by Kari Joys April 23, 2011

factoring 

In encryption systems, very large prime numbers (200 digits long or more) are used to generate other prime numbers. When trying to decode encrypted data it is necessary to find the two original prime numbers.

I use factoring to generate my private encryption key.

factoring by Daws April 26, 2004

Fattering 

When something should look flattering on you, but just makes you look fat. Fattering.

Used in a sentence - 'I'm not so sure about those pants... they're kind of fattering.'

Or when you're trying to give a compliment, but don't think it's deserved- 'Wow! Those pants are extremely fattering!'

Fattering by jd9d April 6, 2010