Faphe 

To express disappointment, grief, anger, happiness, or relaxation. Anything you want.

Hey you shut the Faphe up!

Ahh Faphe, my dog shit on the floor!

Faphe by Skywalker34 April 9, 2009

Fached

Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.

“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”

Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019

faheera 

Beautiful, smart and gorgeous. A girl that have the most beautiful smile. People love to be around her because she is good at comforting people and she is a kind hearted person

"Faheera always attract people because she have the most beautiful smile in the world." "Be as smart as Faheera." "Faheera always help the one that is important to her because she is a kind hearted person."

faheera by Hllbj April 22, 2018

fape 

(v.) To "rape" someone's Facebook profile by looking at their pictures and/or videos for whatever purpose.

Origin - portmanteau of Facebook and rape (2009)

1. "Ah you know that cute girl who sits in front of you in our psych class? Let's fape her!"

2. "Let's fape her profile -- her pictures are public."

fape by Miyamoto Shouri July 24, 2010

faplet 

A tablet bought solely for the purpose of watching porn.

"Why do you have just the browser on the homescreen of your tablet?"

"Because it's my faplet."

"Goddammit Jim!"

faplet by krazyfrog September 2, 2013

Jesper Fahey 

SPOILERS

A hot chaos bisexual materialki sharpshooter character in six of crows

One half of wesper
His middle name is Llewellyn

Person A: whos that really tall charismatic sharpshooter
Person B: that's jesper fahey, he's part of kaz's crows and is dating wylan
Person A: oh man, too bad he's taken
Person B: yeah

Jesper Fahey by AelinsBiggestSimp August 26, 2021

Fapentine's Day 

Valentine's Day for the people who don't have anyone to spend it with, and instead stay in their homes, Fapping

Bob: Hey, man, so who are you spending this Valentine's night with?
Frank: I'm gonna celebrate Fapentine's Day by myself.

Fapentine's Day by medicalmechanica October 5, 2011