Faphappy

When you can't stop masterbating
Also when you're as excited doing something as you are when u masterbate

It's my day off and wife's away, I'm going to get Faphappy today!

Example #2 there's a sale down at the bike shop and I'm going Faphappy on that store!

Faphappy by J.A.Mckeown November 15, 2023

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fap happy

to be addicted to masturbation, usually aided by such visual stimulation as pornography or ponies, or peonies.

"Man, Chris is such a crappy fucking guy, his lazy eye creeps me out and his fap happy tendencies leave me bothered and concerned."

fap happy by Divisionbear May 21, 2009

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fap happy • fathappybeautiful

fap happy

one who proform's the act of masturbation to an obsessive extent

fred: man i hate that guy larry hes such a fap happy bag of cunts

fap happy by issaru0 February 8, 2009

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fathappybeautiful

The feeling of being overwhelmed with joy by the love being received and given, and radiating undeniable beauty from happiness. Also, being totally full from lunch, and just happy.

I’m so fucking fathappybeautiful after my lunch today.

fathappybeautiful by BadBrizad October 29, 2019

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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