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Fapidextrous 

The innate ability to masturbate with both hands without favoring one over the other.
i can masturbate with my left or right hand because im Fapidextrous
Fapidextrous by Greenskulls September 5, 2011
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fapidextrous 

The ability to masturbate skillfully with both hands. When one hand is tired, the other hand may be used to continue just as effectively. It is also possible to create unique combinations using both hands.
Guy 1 - I was trying to fap last night, but my right hand got tired, so I had to stop.

Guy 2 - I don't have that problem; I'm fapidextrous. I can go as long as I want.
fapidextrous by JerkMcGerk April 27, 2011

Fapidextruous 

Someone who can masturbate with both hands.
I can jerk off with my left and right hands. I'm fapidextruous!
Fapidextruous by Oogles McGee February 25, 2009

fapidextrous 

The ability to masturbate with equal efficiency using either hand.
Jason broke his right arm on the slopes, thank goodness he is fapidextrous; his fapping will not be interrupted
fapidextrous by doc_hol October 6, 2013
Word of the Day on October 11, 2013

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026