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Fap Free February
Fap Free February, which may also be abbreviated FFF (not to be confused with an all female threesome), is a continuation of No Nut November(NNN) and a second chance for those who have failed NNN to redeem themselves.
This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.
Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
This month long event follows the same rules and conditions as No Nut November, but is even more extreme. No form of fapping of any kind is allowed and you are immediately disqualified for beating the meat, creaming the corn, or attempting to blow a load.
Fap Free February is followed by Masturbation Marathon March, the equivalent of Destroy Dick December. Only those who have successfully completed Fap Free February are invited to join in on Masturbation Marathon March. Any homie found to be partaking in Masturbation Marathon March without a Fap Free February certificate of completion will get scrapped.
peter: i dont wanna do no nut November bro it's overhyped
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
tom: how about you try fap free February instead homeslice, it makes March hit different
peter: aight i believe you aha
Fap Free February by ASecondChance November 2, 2019
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Fap Free February
A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.
Fap Free February by King of Europe November 3, 2019
FAP - Free Arab Priests
FAP is a chant shouted by the people trying to Free Arab Priests. It is their last resort, hopefully the evil Arab Priest capturers will show remorse and set them free. Soon everyone in the streets will be FAP-ing with all their strength!
At a FAP - Free Arab Priests Protest...
Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'
Devoted FAP-ers : 'FAP! FAP! FAP!'
Evil Arab Priest Capturers : 'NEVERRRRRRRRRRR MUHAHAHA!'
Everybody in the streets : 'FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP AHHHH FAP FAP FAP!!!'
FAP - Free Arab Priests by whiteley January 15, 2010
fap free february
fap free february would be the same as no fap february or fap forfeit february where you can't bust a nut for the whole month of february.
Enrico: Hey Jonathan are you participating in fap free february?
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
Jonathan: nah mah dud, i won't be able to do it if there is no masturbation march right after it. you know? i need to touch my pickle sometimes. for medical purposes. oBviOusLy.
fap free february by dimitri yellowboi November 11, 2018
Fap free february
Fap free February means that you are not allowed to fap (masturbate) for the entire month of February.
Fap free february by ProFilosofer69 October 27, 2020
Fap Free February
An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.
Fap Free February by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018
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