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Fantismal 

Fantismal (adj.)

A combination of fantastic and dismal. Used to express a feeling disappointment but still being satisfied.
"That movie was fantismal"
Fantismal by kiltynachess April 12, 2014

Fantismical

A messed up jacked up better version of fantasmical meaning the exact same thing but totally more awesome in every way of fantasmicalness
Have you ever heard the word Fantismical? Well it's Fantismical!
Fantismical by Fantismicalman3557 October 5, 2009
N 1. An antiquated belief system or ideology that persists at the cost of more timely social movements and ideologies, with passionate supporters who discuss it at length but cannot agree upon what it actually is or means.

2. An undead belief system or ideology that maintains relevance and life by draining modern social movements and ideologies of their life.

3. An old idea that resides only in conversations of what it is. Not in communities or actions, but just in attempts to clarify itself.

From the latin word 'fant' – speaking / to speak
At a certain point I don't give a shit if Bernie Sanders is a socialist or not, the whole thing is just fantism anyway.

You can waste your time arguing with the Mises crowd what 'Capitalism' actually means, but you're just feeding the fantism.
Fantism by Claybird121 June 19, 2016

fattyism 

n. A notable quote stemming from the incredible unique mind of Fatty Payne.
Fatty: Did you know that a bag of warm water feels hotter when you put it on your dick?
fattyism by Tim U April 3, 2004
n 1. An antiquated belief system or ideology that persists at the cost of more timely social movements and ideologies, with passionate supporters who discuss it at length but cannot agree upon what it actually is or means.

2. An undead belief system or ideology that maintains relevance by draining modern social movements and ideologies of their energy.

3. An old idea that resides only in conversations of what it is. Not in communities or actions, but just in attempts to clarify itself.

- From the latin word 'fant' - 'speaking'
Look, at a certain point i don't give a shit if Bernie Sanders is a socialist or not, the whole discussion is just a fantism.

Go ahead and waste your time arguing with the Mises crowd about what 'Capitalism' actually is, but you're just feeding the fantism.
Fantism by Claybird121 July 7, 2016

fantysmal 

A portmanteau of fantasy and abysmal, meaning something incredible or amazing that is saddening or has no chance of happening; an "anti-super"

Alternate spelling is fantismal for those that don't like odd letters.
1. *pure angel descends from the sky*
A: Hey man, do you think I can get with her?
B: No way man, your chances are fantysmal.

2. I thought that I could totally defuse that bomb, but then I realized my chances were were fantysmal.

3. I had a fantysmal idea: I'd tell her I'd love her on the rooftop during the full moon, where she would glow radiantly.
fantysmal by Port Man's Toe December 27, 2009
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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