fantysmal 

A portmanteau of fantasy and abysmal, meaning something incredible or amazing that is saddening or has no chance of happening; an "anti-super"

Alternate spelling is fantismal for those that don't like odd letters.

1. *pure angel descends from the sky*
A: Hey man, do you think I can get with her?
B: No way man, your chances are fantysmal.

2. I thought that I could totally defuse that bomb, but then I realized my chances were were fantysmal.

3. I had a fantysmal idea: I'd tell her I'd love her on the rooftop during the full moon, where she would glow radiantly.

fantysmal by Port Man's Toe December 27, 2009

fantastalicious 

something that is really fantastic or delicious

that cake was fantastalicious!

the jonas brothers are so fantastalicious :-)

fantastalicious by rosyroody October 24, 2007

fantasmasize 

looking for something that doesn't exist but the longing for it never stops.

"Modern love only late at night, fantasmasize no where insight."

fantasmasize by Gambino6 March 12, 2021

fantasmal

Somewhere between fantastic (as in surprisingly great) and phantasmal (seemingly visible but with no physical reality).

Dude, the Bulls will never get Gasol for Duhon...that's just another fantasmal Sam Smith trade scenario.

fantasmal by jjbjjbjjb February 16, 2007

fantasmagorium 

Not to be confused with "phantasmagorium"
Fantasmagorium denotes:

1. A place, or "emporium" if you will, full of fantastic items or pleasurable activities.

2. Used sarcastically to describe a place that is not fun or excitng.

Note that it is usually followed by a one or two word description.

Ex.

1. Dude, I can't believe you don't want to go to the fair, it's a fantasmagorium of sight and sound!

2. (sarc.) Yeah, right I would love to go to Jeffrey Bacon's house, it's a fantasmagorium of fun and excitement.

fantasmagorium by like I need credit for this March 4, 2009

Fantismal 

Fantismal (adj.)

A combination of fantastic and dismal. Used to express a feeling disappointment but still being satisfied.

"That movie was fantismal"

Fantismal by kiltynachess April 12, 2014

fantasmagasm

A Fantasmagasm happens when something is really, really awesome. Not necessarily sexual. It consists of an immediate smile and jumping up and down in giddy fashion going "Omg! That's so awesome!" or something to that effect. It is pure happiness and excitement.

When I told Johnny he won the lotter he had a fucking Fantasmagasm!

fantasmagasm by Macdaddy41 September 2, 2007