"Fanto" means "fantastic," but with real enthusiasm; not the kind of "fantastic" you might say to just anyone, but to your real and true best friend when he/she does something extraordinary. It must always be shouted.
Friend: Hey, check out this pizza I bought for you. It is on a thin crust, and is topped with extra heapings of sausage, onion, and green pepper.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"