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fantozzi 

a kid who loves to play trumpet so much but sucks at it
that kid on stage is pulling a fantozzi
fantozzi by phant January 18, 2004
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fantozzi 

i think that justin timberlake is a friggin fantozzi
fantozzi by jojo January 20, 2004

fantozzi 

1) person who likes to pretend his trumpet is a penis.
2) gay trumpeter
3) see accidental births
Sadam Hussein is a stupid Fantozzi
fantozzi by -=GJ=- January 24, 2004

fantozzi 

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation
tom is a total fantozzi
fantozzi by captain January 18, 2004
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