A wanna-be hipster of a man who sits in starbucks drinking sugar free skinny lattes writing docker-compose files thinking he's super cool instead of doing actual work.
by DuchessOfLancaster May 27, 2023
by r67oop January 19, 2021
When a guy looks so hot, in online dating walking in a bar, but always with a hat on. Once you meet him in person or go to find him in the bar, hats off, no hot guy, he went fantom.
Kris with a K was so hot, until he took his hat off and went fantom I couldn’t even fuck him in the dark.
by Boo boo and the sheriff December 28, 2017
by Anonymous October 18, 2003
a poo which you do but you dont feel it come out, you just hear the slash, you then look in the toilet and it isnt there.
by Tizmo January 09, 2008
When a man nuts but no nut comes out. It is believed a fantom slurped up all the nut before the nut could come out, collecting its tax.
Sticking out your gyat with the rizzler. You're so skibidi, you're so fantom tax. I just want to be your sigma...
by spaceistasty October 09, 2023
Fantom of the Opera is a very powerful drink made from a combination of 40% Mellow Yellow, 10% Orange Fanta, and 50% 100 proof vodka. However more vodka can be added depending on how much of a real man you are.
Tool: "Did you just put orange Fanta in your King Size cup of Mellow Yellow??"
Real Man: "Yeah dip shit. I'm gonna see the Fantom of the Opera tonight!"
Tool: "You're so cool. Can I blow you?"
Real Man: "You're a fag, why do I hang out with you? Go drink some black gold you homo.
Real Man: "Yeah dip shit. I'm gonna see the Fantom of the Opera tonight!"
Tool: "You're so cool. Can I blow you?"
Real Man: "You're a fag, why do I hang out with you? Go drink some black gold you homo.
by Funky_G November 22, 2009