fanto

A leaf in which to smoke weed.

I had some haze rolled up in fanto.

by YungPrez August 16, 2010

fanto

"Fanto" means "fantastic," but with real enthusiasm; not the kind of "fantastic" you might say to just anyone, but to your real and true best friend when he/she does something extraordinary. It must always be shouted.

Friend: Hey, check out this pizza I bought for you. It is on a thin crust, and is topped with extra heapings of sausage, onion, and green pepper.

Me: FANTO!!!

by River-Rat-Red December 31, 2016

Fanto

A guy's crush or girlfriend. An informal Hindi word primarily used in Northern parts of India, around Delhi.

Guy 1: Teri fanto ko subah us dusre chhokre ke saath dekha apun ... (Bro, I saw your darling with that other guy this morning)

Guy 2: Uski to, abhi maa behen ek karta hoon. (Wait what, I'll teach that bitch a lesson right away)

by Its.Mr.A August 5, 2017

fanto

Darius look-a-like aka. Boy band reject.
Homo tendecies and rent boy skills. To be crap at CS.

Stop being such fanto.
H from Steps is a fanto
OMG stop playing like fanto you spaz.

by Anonymous May 5, 2003

Factophobe

A person that rejects verifiable facts when they conflict with his/her opinions, preconceived notions, or general world view. Also: factophobic - adj.

He won't ever change his view; he's such a factophobe that you can show him a notarized copy of his OWN birth certificate and he wouldn't believe it.

by thoof January 25, 2011

chutney factory

Your butt hole

This curry is so spicy it's going to put my chutney factory into overdrive

by (•) (•) June 5, 2017

factophobia

An irrational aversion to certain basic facts when said facts interfere with ones ideology

Some examples of factophobia:

Birthers who refuse to acknowledge Obama's citizenship.

The Reagan Revisionist who refuses to admit the fact that Ronald Reagan tripled the national debt!

by Just_sayin' January 20, 2016