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fantoosh 

A word used to describe a womans genital area which draws a fine line between cunt and flower
Your fantoosh is giving off a fishy odour
I had to go and let the gyno see my fantoosh
fantoosh by Becca22 May 23, 2007
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fantoosh 

A name used to describe a females vaginical area for the benefit of young children who may otherwise find the word cunt highly offensive. cunt
Right Darling, make sure you wash your fantoosh in the shower
fantoosh by teenieb May 23, 2007

FANTOOSH WANNABE 

A person who is pretentious, self centered and will do anything in the pursuit of fame as they feel they have a god given right to be famous, even though they have no discernible talent to speak off!
that Liam Halewood is such a fantoosh wannabe.
FANTOOSH WANNABE by sawrkie August 4, 2016
a quirky way of saying different, misfit, or as society deems more fit: "fuck up"
person 1: yo, that guitar player is such a fanoosh!
person 2: yeah! i wanna be like him when i grow up!
fanoosh by geesdimple July 14, 2018

Fatooshe 

A penis which is to swollen with disease (example: cifolis) to fit into the woman's vagina
"gosh darnnit i wanted to have intercourse but he had a fatooshe

fandoosh 

the vagina
ill show ya me willy-john if u show me ur fandoosh
fandoosh by hambo July 6, 2003
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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