Deluded, irrational fans of the actress Jennifer Aniston. Usually middle-aged housewives, they firmly and mistakenly believe that Aniston is a beautiful, talented actress. Fanistons hate Angelina Jolie with a passion as they (still!) blame her and her hypnovagina for breaking up Aniston's marriage to Brad Pitt.
"The only reason Jen hasn't won an Oscar like that slut Whorelina! is that she's too good and pure to fuck her way up the ladder." -- An actual quote from a Faniston
"Christ, you should see the Fanistons screaming about 'BLACKFACE' over on justjared in an attempt to get people riled up. Yeah, whatever, beeyotches." -- An actual quote from a normal humanbeing
Fanatical, extremely devoted fans dedicated to The actress Jennifer Aniston. They believe she deserves amazing things and is a beautiful person. They are extremely proud of her accomplishments. The fanistons (fandom) has grown larger and larger every year.
The fanistons blew up Twitter when they saw Jennifer Aniston on their television screen.
"I love the fanistons, they're quite loyal and adorable I must say" -Jennifer Aniston
A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person