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When someone eats a heavy spicy curry last night, in the morning he decides to do a shite (poo) and it sings like a mutherfucker.
Guy1: *does a poo*
Guy1: Ah fucking hell ma arse is burning

Guy3: You're having a fandaji!!
Fandaji by hopperhip June 27, 2016
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1. Modification of objects usually related to fandoms with no malicious intent e.g. Altering of factual information (Wikipedia pages) or images (posters).
1. "Oh my god, _________'s wiki page was totally fandalised by a bunch of pre-pubescent girls!"

Person 1: I just fandalised a Twilight poster!
Person 2: How?
Person 1: I stuck a photo of my face over Bella Swan's!
Fandalise by Jelly Toast October 31, 2009

Fandaniel 

An extreme fail paladin whose main goal in life in to booty call Druids. Beware his fail shield because he just might fail to smack you in the face with it. Will generally attempt to tank but to the misfortune and discomfort of all.
Omfg we have Fandaniel in our group, we're gonna wipe
Fandaniel by Lazurturkey June 22, 2010
–noun
1. deliberately mischievous or non-malicious modification of property: fandalism of public buildings. With intent of showing appreciation of said property.
2. the conduct or spirit characteristic of the fandals.
3. willful or ignorant alteration of artistic or literary treasures with view for appreciation or correction.
4. a fandalic act.
Person 1: Who's wrote on our sign!?
Person 2: Must be a fan, look at it
Person 1: "We love you.." but they're wrote all over it! it looks a mess!
Person 2: Aww, bless. Such fandalism.
fandalism by StANTo February 26, 2008

fandabidozi

Super, marvellous, wicked, phat, pukka, fabulous, mint, geez.
Fandabidozi! A pink scarf
fandabidozi by Toadfish Rebecki January 28, 2003

Fandabidozi

A way to express that something is really awesome or great!
"That shirt is fandabidozi!!"
Fandabidozi by Lima Lovegood January 5, 2017

fandamily 

A combination of the words "family" and "damn," placed in such a way so that friends and acquaintances who have heard you refer to yours can mistakenly mix the syllables and call them your "damn family".
"So my fandamily is coming in for the holidays. Aunt Ruth probably hasn't shaved her beard in a while."

"Man, you have a weird damn family...err.."

*punch*
fandamily by Yurmom June 8, 2004
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026
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