Famslacker 

Noun. A word said by delusional 9-16 year olds, typically girls. When their mad or in a goofy mood, they will say this.

Bob (17): What do you have for your first lesson?
Barbara (15): Geography, Mrs Smith is a Famslacker

Famslacker by anonymous November 23, 2023

Faceslacker

Someone who becomes friends with a person, adds them on Facebook, then decides that the friendship can be maintained entirely on Facebook. They do not bother to organize to meet up with this person, sometimes they might not even acknowledge them when they walk past them in the street. Furthermore, they appear on Facebook to be great friends because they write on each others walls.

Person A:"I have 629 Facebook friends!"
Person B: "Wow, you must be getting constantly stopped in the street and chatted to."
Person A: "Meh, not really."
Person B: "You Faceslacker!"
Person C: "You're a cyberwhore. Haha, POKE!"

Faceslacker by wheresmyspacebar? October 24, 2008

Fonslacker

A girl of generic Asian heritage, that severely slacks when doing work.

You haven't done your homework yet, you Fonslacker!

Fonslacker by Dermotyouracunt December 14, 2010

Famfacker 

Like the female homewrecker, a man who preys on women of all relationship statuses who usually have children. He carefully chooses women who are awesome moms, attractive, and have big hearts because they are the ones who will always remember the pain he caused. He weaves himself into the circle and proceeds to fit right in as if he has always been a part of the family. The children enjoy his company and playfulness, and "I love you" is often exchanged between the man and woman, and the man and children. After the man has infected the family with his charm, love, and protection, and after he plants seeds of hopes and dreams, he fucks the family by showing them he was just faking.

Can you believe that Famfacker weaved himself into my family for years, pretending to love and care, and then
left like he didn't even know us!

Famfacker by Btwitsjennifer June 12, 2018

femislacker 

when a beta feminist is not delivering surface knowledge of the concept with sufficient vigor and aggression, the sage ones can hit them where it hurts and challenge their commitment.

Amos: when i larp i always play as a female knight
Rebekah: you silly beta femislacker, if you truly wanted to establish a point you’d play as a male and kill yourself.

femislacker by erotikpanda October 26, 2020