Having the physical traits of enlarged body part (mainly the gut region.) Most fatleens swim with a t-shirt on to keep their tits from floating to the surface. Similar to a walrus or elephant.
"Where is that lard-ass fatleens at?" said Mike. "Probably closing down our localbuffet" replied Tom.
To overreach so badly and stupidly that literally everyone, even your former friends, distance themselves from you, then whining and claiming to be a victim when the inevitable backlash occurs.
Named after romance author Faleena Hopkins when she made international headlines for trademarking the word "Cocky" and threatening anyone who used the word in their book titles.
Private Jones went full Faleena Hopkins when he tried to fire and court martial all the generals in his chain of command when the canteen running out of pudding. I hear he's still claming that being denied pudding makes the President guilty of treason. You have to be pretty cocky to go full Faleena Hopkins.
"Once upon a time, there was a little black girl in the Brewster Projects of Calgary, Alberta.
At fifteen, she was spotted by an Ebony Fashion Fair talent scout, and her modeling career took off."
Her name was Colleen, but once she got a taste of fame she became:
FAMELEEN
Claims she only lets men cum on her face, has been seen multiple times with load in her hair. -New York Times
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.