Famg 

A famg is a beautiful creature with two legs and huge pants

Wow look at that weird guy.... Oh wait that's not a guy that's a Famg

Famg by Zwakers October 3, 2018

famguy 

A fat fuck who smokes weed all day, while playing video games. He is highly unreliable and is also a eunuch.

That sad sap John is a famguy.

famguy by Flame23 December 19, 2016

famglis 

The feeling you get when u snort 148 pounds of powderized milk tea and when you fart but then half of Africa’s population goes poof

Person 1: How’s your day today?

Person 2: I’m feeling pretty famglis

Person 3: N I G G A

famglis by OUop April 13, 2019

Famgopoly 

Tech companies that have grown so large in size and scope that they can easily enter any market and put smaller, existing businesses to rest. Famgopolies are comprised of the so-called "FAAMG" tech companies (Facebook, Amazon, Apple, Microsoft, Google), and they act like a bigger, broader form of the old school monopoly, hence famgopoly.

Monopolies of old used to own all of an existing market. Famgopolies, instead, crush businesses by all deciding to add new markets as "features". They leverage their existing cross-market dominance to make new offerings in new markets for free, making it impossible for the existing market the famgopoly entered to compete. Or if they let anyone survive, they tax them with app store or distribution fees for something that was previously free or handled by the defeated parties themselves.

Who knew movies were free? Use your Amazon Prime or Apple One subscription. (Good luck smaller studios.)

Look no further than the fact that Amazon is an online retailer, music distributor, film studio, and grocery store (and a dozen other things).

Google is casually trying to put a bunch of device companies out of business. Price pressure them, then buy off their assets for cheap.

Just like in the movie Demolition Man, where everything became Taco Bell, soon everything will now become the famgopolies. Hope you enjoy your Applebee's dinner as microwaved and delivered by Google. Please like subscribe and you'll be allotted fresh air credits.

My business was destroyed by the famgopoly. Now I work on a pig farm.

Famgopoly by tcp_ip_over_pigeons August 30, 2021

ABC Famgasm

Masturbating while watching the ABC Family Channel.

"I'm just sitting her ABC Famgasming in honor of 25 Days of Christmas."

ABC Famgasm by crazyhorny December 3, 2009

Famgirl 

A very close friend of the fe-male gender

wagwan famgirl

Famgirl by alvesfam October 2, 2010