Falsitude 

An untrue statement.

Come on Ricky, you know that's a falsitude!

Falsitude by brian B Lo January 2, 2008

Falsitude 

The state of being wrong about something. Same thing as ignorance.

The Middle Eastern Country's people lived in a state of falsitude about the glorious state of their leader.

Falsitude by PhoenixX June 7, 2005

fatitude 

noun., an overweight person who has a bad attitude because of it. Tends to be very angry at the world for no reason.

That fat bitch Fallory needs to lose her fatitude.

fatitude by Justin and Kyle December 12, 2008

fattitude 

A combination of "Fat" and "Attitude"; the loud, boisterous, obnoxious arrogance often displayed by large and/or obese women. This is very common; many large women often try to overshadow their physical enormity with a similarly large and over-exaggerated large-and-in-charge attitude.

"Dude, that blubbery fat chick needs to shut up already. She's got a major case of fattitude."

fattitude by Rob B. December 14, 2004

fartitude 

strength of sphincter and mind that allow one to hold his or her flatulence in

Laura Bush: How was your lunch, dear?
GWB: It was the best Tex-mex I had in a while. The refried beans were outta this world. I must have had three servings!
Laura Bush: here are some beanos for you darling. We'll be spending the afternoon with the Putins, you know...
GWB: You take me for an old fart? dont need them beanos!
Laura Bush: I admire your fartitude, Mr President

fartitude by Mr. U-be-U May 25, 2008

Fattitude 

An attitude to life which leads inevitably to morbid obesity.

A combination of severe laziness, arrogance and mental retardation which means the root cause of ones obesity will never be fully addressed or rectified.

Quote: "I can't eat fish unless it's battered and fried" "That's because you've got fattitude"

Weighing 300lbs and having the fattitude to telephone your non-obese partner to provide a beer delivery service direct to your sofa/bed, rather than get off your fat arse and risk burning calories.

Destroying several sofas by the sheer mass of ones arse and then blaming the manufacturer, rather than your own fattitude.

Fattitude by Uberstench March 8, 2011

fatitude 

A condition where an obese person confuses their fatness girth for muscle girth and acts tough because of their mistake, thinking their mass will intimidate others despite a lack of actual physical fitness. Usually a person with fatitude has a lot of lung power but not much actual physical strength and tire rapidly in any actual fights.

Wow, Greg sure has a bad case of fatitude that needs to get adjusted.

fatitude by Guy in the QFC parking lot February 19, 2011