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The dedicated and passionate super fans of Jimmy Fallon. They have been around since his SNL days and are still here to see him host The Tonight Show. The nicest and closest fandom out there.
The FalPals always live-tweet the show.
Falpal by FunkinGonuts August 15, 2016

falsalto 

An unnatural or unusually low-pitched voice, esp. a woman or young child trying to sing like Pavarotti
When your 5-year old boy sings: "You were born... loooong ago, long ago, long ago, loooooooooooong ago," in falsalto, attempting to sound like a famous opera tenor or alto in order to taunt you
falsalto by MarielleCB October 13, 2008

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

Failpalm 

1.) The process of facepalm, but a step beyond. You instead, go for the facepalm, but miss the face.

2.) This is a higher degree than a facepalm, when facepalm just isn't good enough.
Person: Hey, guys!
You: What?
Person: I'm a level 139 in Runescape!
You: -Failpalm-
Failpalm by SeaJae February 16, 2010
Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs
~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
Fatpal by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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