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The dedicated and passionate super fans of Jimmy Fallon. They have been around since his SNL days and are still here to see him host The Tonight Show. The nicest and closest fandom out there.
The FalPals always live-tweet the show.
Falpal by FunkinGonuts August 15, 2016

falsalto 

An unnatural or unusually low-pitched voice, esp. a woman or young child trying to sing like Pavarotti
When your 5-year old boy sings: "You were born... loooong ago, long ago, long ago, loooooooooooong ago," in falsalto, attempting to sound like a famous opera tenor or alto in order to taunt you
falsalto by MarielleCB October 13, 2008

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

Failpalm 

1.) The process of facepalm, but a step beyond. You instead, go for the facepalm, but miss the face.

2.) This is a higher degree than a facepalm, when facepalm just isn't good enough.
Person: Hey, guys!
You: What?
Person: I'm a level 139 in Runescape!
You: -Failpalm-
Failpalm by SeaJae February 16, 2010
Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs
~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
Fatpal by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011