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The dedicated and passionate super fans of Jimmy Fallon. They have been around since his SNL days and are still here to see him host The Tonight Show. The nicest and closest fandom out there.
The FalPals always live-tweet the show.
Falpal by FunkinGonuts August 15, 2016

falsalto 

An unnatural or unusually low-pitched voice, esp. a woman or young child trying to sing like Pavarotti
When your 5-year old boy sings: "You were born... loooong ago, long ago, long ago, loooooooooooong ago," in falsalto, attempting to sound like a famous opera tenor or alto in order to taunt you
falsalto by MarielleCB October 13, 2008

Fapal Tunnel Syndrome

A noticeable disformity of one or more of the hands giving the appearance that one is holding an invisible penis. The condition is developed over time from excessive, repetitive sessions of fapping and jacking oneself off. Not to be confused with Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.
After graduating college with a useless degree, Scott lived in his parent's basement where he watched porn and fapped himself multiple times a day. After a year of this deviant behavior, he developed a severe case of fapal tunnel syndrome and south the help of a neurologist.

Failpalm 

1.) The process of facepalm, but a step beyond. You instead, go for the facepalm, but miss the face.

2.) This is a higher degree than a facepalm, when facepalm just isn't good enough.
Person: Hey, guys!
You: What?
Person: I'm a level 139 in Runescape!
You: -Failpalm-
Failpalm by SeaJae February 16, 2010
Fatpal is a word that was created to express the whole 9 yards of a femal body. It covers all areas needed to have a woman who is to be considered a fine piece of ass.....F= Face .....A= Ass .....T= Tits ....P= Pussy .....A= Abs .....L= Legs
~Holy shit jim.....would you check out the Fatpal on that chick over there.....Daaaaamn~

~Damn dude, that girl over there has definatly got some good Atpal but the F is lacking immensly~
Fatpal by Matt Lisherness June 11, 2006

fapalitis 

When you fap too much , and it turns into a disease.
Fapalitis - I fapped so much my hands are hairier than Chewbacca's.
fapalitis by TheRealShit.T.O June 20, 2011
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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