Falena

Noun.
A HOT and SPICY Columbian woman that will not take your sh!t. She constantly has guys drooling over her, I mean, have you seen her. The best friend anyone could ask for. Bisexual.

Pronounced: Fa- len-uh

"DAUMMMMMMM BOI, did you see Falena today?! I'd SMASH"
"Falenas friends are so nice! I wish I was a part of that group of gorls"

by daumgorl December 7, 2018

facenad

A facebook profile pic featuring a close-up view of one human testicle

Nice pic you fucking facenad freak, now I have to go rinse my eyes out in an attempt to get the vision of your overly veiny, hairless coin pouch out of my head

by cornfritter January 13, 2011

Falen

Falen... an amazing girl who is just, well, amazing. She is very smart, but at the same time extremely pretty (emphasis on the 'extremely'). While she is humble, sometimes that can act as a bad quality in the sense that she doesn't realize just how awesome she is. She is also nice, as well as really fun to talk to and be around. She is a tad shy around those she doesn't know very well, but as you begin to get to know her, there will never be a boring moment while you are with her. She is also quite funny, though doesn't share her sense of humor unless you are a friend.

Bryson was wondering if Falen wants to be his girlfriend.

by bgreal555 March 8, 2013

Fakenant

A large lady with a big tummy that looks pregnant but isn't - often seen on the London Underground

You are sitting on the tube and suddenly see a lady with a large tummy you have to keep looking to try and decide if they are actually pregnant or just Fakenant. The dilemma you find yourself in is whether or not to offer them your seat and end up in an embarrassing situation if they are in fact Fakenant!

by Jubilee Line August 27, 2013

fakenaming

Referring to a person by a name they made up instead of their real birth name, especially when referring to them by this new name is meant to give legitimacy to the idea that the person is no longer who/what they actually are. For example, if a person is male but wants others to think of him as a female, he might change his name to Caitlyn, and demand to be called Caitlyn, demonizing anyone who calls him by his actual name. He wants you to fakename him. If you do not, he will say that you are "deadnaming" him, a term used to manipulate people into feeling guilty for being honest.

Bruce said "Hey, stop calling me Bruce! Call me Caitlyn, to show that you fully agree with the idea that I'm a woman. Do it or else you are not a good friend. Just accept me as being anything I claim to be!"
His honest friend said "But that would be fakenaming you, and it would make it seem like I agree that you are a woman. You are not a woman, so forcing me to call you by your fake name is forcing me to lie. Forcing me to lie is not something a good friend would do. Just accept me as being honest!"

by RealHonestDefinition July 18, 2023

Go Full Faleena Hopkins

To overreach so badly and stupidly that literally everyone, even your former friends, distance themselves from you, then whining and claiming to be a victim when the inevitable backlash occurs.

Named after romance author Faleena Hopkins when she made international headlines for trademarking the word "Cocky" and threatening anyone who used the word in their book titles.

Private Jones went full Faleena Hopkins when he tried to fire and court martial all the generals in his chain of command when the canteen running out of pudding. I hear he's still claming that being denied pudding makes the President guilty of treason. You have to be pretty cocky to go full Faleena Hopkins.

by flakingnapstich June 4, 2018

fayenatic

Fayenatic (Faye natic) i term used for devoted fans of Faye wong(fei wang) the Catonese/manderin Pop star Commonly refured to as the "Diva of Asia"

faye wong fan = fayenatic

by asia guy June 11, 2006