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Being a really big asshole that usually deprives themselves from being "nice" or "likable" in all ways.

They come in variety, most of them will tend to think their "cool" of their doings but in reality they are hated by everyone they meet, unless you are brain damaged.
Guy 1 : Have you heard of that fakutu John?
Guy 2 : yeah he's such a fucking cunt.
Fakutu by coconutsevvie October 15, 2021
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The best season and the end to the argument of whether it’s “fall” or “autumn”. You’re welcome
“I can’t wait for fautumn, it’s my favorite season!” Or “Is is fall or autumn” “No, it’s fautumn bro”
fautumn by alshutka October 15, 2017
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Fautu (Said Far-Too)

A comeback used in arguments in order to win when no other comeback is satisfactory

ie. a trump card
"you're mums so poor she chases the bin wagon with a shoping list" ... "aha Fautu!"
Fautu by Hydey October 11, 2007

Faketual 

A term used when something isn't considered "factual".
Jerry: "That was totally factual!"
Tom:: "Eh i dont think so. That was kind of faketual."
Faketual by TenderEyegor March 25, 2022
Justin Bieber is a Fakturd .
Fakturd by Shietz July 1, 2016

faktumbox 

a very smelly scent typically while pooping or farting uwu
the bathroom smells like faktumbox
faktumbox by uwuwubblybuns August 12, 2023
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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