Fakutu

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Being a really big asshole that usually deprives themselves from being "nice" or "likable" in all ways.

They come in variety, most of them will tend to think their "cool" of their doings but in reality they are hated by everyone they meet, unless you are brain damaged.

Guy 1 : Have you heard of that fakutu John?
Guy 2 : yeah he's such a fucking cunt.

Fakutu by coconutsevvie October 15, 2021

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fautumn

The best season and the end to the argument of whether it’s “fall” or “autumn”. You’re welcome

“I can’t wait for fautumn, it’s my favorite season!” Or “Is is fall or autumn” “No, it’s fautumn bro”

fautumn by alshutka October 15, 2017

Related Words

Fakutu • Faketual • faktumbox • Fakturd • Fautu • fautumn • fake-tuff • Fake Tumblr Girl • fake turbulence

Fautu

Fautu (Said Far-Too)

A comeback used in arguments in order to win when no other comeback is satisfactory

ie. a trump card

"you're mums so poor she chases the bin wagon with a shoping list" ... "aha Fautu!"

Fautu by Hydey October 11, 2007

Faketual

A term used when something isn't considered "factual".

Jerry: "That was totally factual!"
Tom:: "Eh i dont think so. That was kind of faketual."

Faketual by TenderEyegor March 25, 2022

Fakturd

A fucking retarted turd.

Justin Bieber is a Fakturd .

Fakturd by Shietz July 1, 2016

faktumbox

a very smelly scent typically while pooping or farting uwu

the bathroom smells like faktumbox

faktumbox by uwuwubblybuns August 12, 2023

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026