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Fakeocity 

Airborne STD of the masses (fake ones)
Yo, you see those scenesters over there? Looks like they caught a bad case of Fakeocity.
Fakeocity by Forge Barrison July 1, 2011
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Faggocity 

The act of being a faggot who tries to convince people you are a good dude when in actuality you are a fucking bitch who lies and pretends to be sad so others can like you because they don’t as a result of your bitchiness and toxicity
That Jay dude had so much faggocity in his words I was almost convinced I was talking to a good person
Faggocity by ItsJoBoi March 17, 2019
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faggocity 

act of being ridiculous and gay
the faggocity of that man is mind boggling
faggocity by PCchallenged October 3, 2012

Fakenority 

Another one of the 2 words smashed together. This is a term used for any person/persons that believes they are a minority (No not the gay song dumbasses) even though they can choose not to be one, or, they don't really get bashed on or treated differently.
Fakenoritys include (but are not limited to): Fat people, Gay people, Emos, Punks, Women and people who are of any religion besides christianity

TRUE Minoritys: White people, (Yes it's true) Midgets, people with cancer, Smart people, and poeple who will not be offended by anyhing I have put on UD
Fakenority by Dr. Crowley June 25, 2009

Fakecitement 

When you fake excitement to someone.
GF - babe check out these new rug samples for the living room, Which one do you love the most?

BF - ...I .... Love them allll! :$

That's fakecitement
Fakecitement by CCdiemond September 12, 2014

Terminal Failocity 

1) When someone is so full of fail they cannot possibly fail any harder.

2) An incurable case of suck deemed fatal.
Guy 1 : That skydivers chute didnt open!
Guy 2: Well he packed it himself, i guess that makes this a case of terminal failocity.
The opposite of reality. Being fake or fake news.
Sometimes being able to tell reality from fakeity is hard, especially on social media
fakeity by Lisaley March 21, 2017
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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