fakeity

The opposite of reality. Being fake or fake news.

Sometimes being able to tell reality from fakeity is hard, especially on social media

fakeity by Lisaley March 21, 2017

FakeItTillTonightis

A fleeting, hard hitting, cold-like sickness that strikes when one does not want to go to work. FakeItTillTonightis is a common virus that usually lasts for a day. Symptoms include extreme drowsiness, irritability, and a substantial decrease in productivity. These symptoms are more prevalent in the morning and are easily cured by calling in sick to work and are always gone by nighttime.

"Where's Bella today?"
"She called in sick. She's got a bad case of FakeItTIllTonightis."

FakeItTillTonightis by Fractus January 24, 2018

fakeitarian 

Someone who claims to be vegetarian, but consumes fish or other seafood thereby disqualifying them from being a vegetarian and instead making them a fakeitarian. Similar to a Semi-Vegetarian.

John called himself a vegetarian, however it was obvious that he was a fakeitarian because his two favorite restaurants were Long John Silver's and Red Lobster

fakeitarian by nevets24 November 17, 2010

fameity 

how dyslexic people say famousness

“don’t make assumptions about people based on their fameity”

fameity by oreosaresuperior June 4, 2021

fakeittis 

a disease thats spreading rapidly especially in girls. When people talk about you behing your back constantly, and then the next day smile up in your face, its very contagious and can be easily spread by fake people

Like when your friend of 2 years hanging out with you laughing talking about other girls you guyz dont like then you see and hear her talking bout you with the girl y'all were talking bout yesterday. Now you know that girl got that fakeittis diease

fakeittis by TweetyBird293 March 26, 2009

fakestyling

When you prewrite and memorize words to make people think you know how to freestyle, which usually backfires.

John: Yo, I'm totally the bomb at freestyle
Matt: Okay, let's here it
John: Shawtie, hottie, thottie
Matt: You're fakestyling

fakestyling by Not a Freestyler December 31, 2014