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A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"

Fake Shit by Reconify July 1, 2019

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fake shit

When you pretend to use the restroom for taking a shit, when really, you're just sitting in there using your phone, twiddling your thumbs, masturbating, or otherwise procrastinating.

Mike's been in the bathroom for a while. He's probably taking a fake shit.

fake shit by guytheginger September 4, 2020

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fake ass shit

Something outrageously fake, to the point where the intention of passing it off as genuine is more egregious than its inherent fakeness.

Dude, that video of the cat doing a pull-up is some fake ass shit!

fake ass shit by Brittle Fingers November 8, 2015

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Fake a Shit

To con coworkers into believing you are taking a shit when, in effect, you are someplace else not taking a shit and also not working for an extended period of time... and probably doing drugs.

Deej: Dude. Where the fuck is that carnie? He's supposed to be doing these dishes!

Ceej: Who knows... Probably went to Fake a Shit. Again.

Fake a Shit by Ceeej November 29, 2007

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fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

fake a shit by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

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Fake a shit

Hiding out in the bathroom to avoid responsibilities or people under the pretense of taking a dump. Sometimes occurs after actually shitting by way of extended toilet time.

The only time my wife gives me peace is when I fake a shit.

I wrote this definition while faking a shit.

Fake a shit by Vaginatron June 27, 2016

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Fake a Shit

The act of hiding out in the bathroom stall while checking your phone for a 1/2 hour

Chad pulled a fake a shit, I heard, his phone, playing angry birds while he was in the shitter

Fake a Shit by Psyko Tek May 31, 2014

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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