fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.
My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.
by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010
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gasm split

vagina/pussy
Hey baby, can I eat your gasm split tonight.
by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010
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MANHORSE

What a man smells like after sweating from working out or working outdoors.
Damn, I smell like a manhorse!
by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010
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