Fake Break

Fake break:- time away with your spouse and children under the age of 7, where you spend time in swimming pools, petting farms and zoos but do not get any personal time to relax

I asked Chris if he had a good time on holiday: he replied he was away with his wife and kids and so it was a "Fake Break

by Rags 64 August 26, 2010

fake-break-up

Fake break up is when a man or a woman in a relationship poses to leave usually in an attempt to gain control to manipulate or get what we call the upper hand in the relationship

Cindy could never get Steve to take dance classes so she did a fake-break-up to attain the upper hand so that she could get him to cooperate

by Suuperdaddy November 2, 2015

National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

Today you can prank your boyfriend or hubby that you wanna break up with him.

her: I wanna break up
him: what why
her: because i don’t feel it
him: dont leave
her: I know I’m never gonna do that it’s National Fake Break Up with Your Boyfriend Day

by Angels2sheisty October 10, 2023

Break and fake

When a woman breaks a man off before she gets off. She ends up faking her orgasm.

"How was last night with you and your man?"
"Shiiiit, boy was too quick. You know I just did that break and fake."
"Ohhhh damn, waste of time!"

by Alyssa B January 1, 2008

If he can't break bread he fake

If somebody doesn't look out for you like you look for them , they fake

If he can't break bread he fake, i had one more buck in my plate , it was me and bro and both of us got 50 cent cakes

by DarkoLitSsh August 28, 2021

If he cant break bread he fake

When someone (usually your friend) doesnt want to share something with you, you say this and now they have to give you it or else they’re fake

Originally said by LA Capone in a freestyle

Guy 1: “Aye bro lemme get some chips”
Guy 2: “Nah bro they’re mine”
Guy 1: “If he cant break bread he fake”
Guy 2: “Alright fine bro i’ll give you some”

by sikbone November 15, 2022

Fake it until you break it

when you are able to believe deeply in what you say, that you influence with facts the fabric of the universe, and it starts popping up, you need to find reliable witnesses in order to influence thier reality so your influence becomes hegemonically dominant, resulting in a change of reality....

Karen: Leave or else
Normal person: Why, shall i leave?
Karen 2: (bypasser) Leave or we will make you leave!

Karen: Yeah we will!
Normal person: But you still haven´t told me why?
A whole bunch of Karens that just suddenly appeared: Let´s make him leave!
Normal person: Okay, Okay i will leave
Normal person leaves thinking...."those freaks can really "fake it until you break it" Fuck my life!

by brainmuscleai November 27, 2023