Fake Ass Hoe

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A girl who is selfish and will make everyone's life miserable as long as she is the center of attention. Loves drama.

"Paige lied to my face so she could be the center of attention"
"Don't worry, Hardy is just a fake ass hoe"

Fake Ass Hoe by fphforlife January 12, 2017

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Fake ass hoe

A BTS obsessed that doesn't hang with her friends

Lobby is a fake ass hoe

Fake ass hoe by Blah blah 123 January 23, 2020

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A Zayn Malik

Person 1: "Why isn't he here? He said he would be here!"
Person 2: "He's such a fucking fake ass hoe."

fake ass hoe by lmaoassbitch July 20, 2014

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fake ass booty sucking hoe

A girl or guy who is fake and likes to suck a lot of booties.

Brandy sucked my booty and all my friends she's such a fake ass booty sucking hoe.

fake ass booty sucking hoe by Harrison Swiss February 1, 2018

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fake ass hoes

noun.
the bane of normal people's existences.
their unfortunate presence in the world causes terrible demise. i actually hope everyone of these people die.

Sentence: Damn, Them Fake ass hoes be riding my dick 24/7.

Sentence: Fake ass hoes were in my house and at the movies today, i really hope they blow up.

fake ass hoes by GentileFreaker February 20, 2009

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“A collection of 2+ hoes that display unrelenting distrust and unworthiness. As a group they show no signs of genuine loyalty or authenticity, they’ll hype you up to your face and go ghost when it actually matters. Masters of performative support and selective memory when convenient.”

Ebi and Ma refused to comment on my hairstyle after I asked for their opinions, those are some fake ass hoes.

fake ass hoes by realest of the real May 26, 2026

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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