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A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.
"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"
fairt by montoro dynamite August 18, 2009
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The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.
I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.
Fairt by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006
it's when you can't fucking spell fair.
mkay that's fairt, sorry i mean fair*
A fart that makes no audible sound, and just feels like air escaping the bowels. It does, however, smell terrible. Can be described as silent but deadly.
"I think someone pushed out a fairt in here, didn't hear a thing, it's gonna be difficult to ID the culprit!"
fairt by Baron Von Rippenfartz January 20, 2025

World's Fair

Many countries gather at what they can the Expo, Exposition; & there's lots & lots of very cool stuff to see & do. Really awesome to hear so many different languages spoken! Interesting to see all the different cultures!
Grandma took me to the World's Fair in Spokane in 1974; they called it Expo '74. Absolutely Fantastic!
World's Fair by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Street Savoir Faire 

Street know-how; street smarts. As popularized by the Disney movie "Oliver and Company."
Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoir faire
Street Savoir Faire by JohnNameJohn February 27, 2011

fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.
fainting couch feminism by dondidit October 16, 2014
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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