fairt

A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.

"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"

by montoro dynamite August 19, 2009

fairt

it's when you can't fucking spell fair.

mkay that's fairt, sorry i mean fair*

by luca's hot n sexy side piece August 16, 2022

Fairt

The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.

I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.

by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006