Fairt

The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.

I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.

by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006

fairt

A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.

"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"

by montoro dynamite August 19, 2009

fairt

it's when you can't fucking spell fair.

mkay that's fairt, sorry i mean fair*

by luca's hot n sexy side piece August 16, 2022

fairt

A fart that makes no audible sound, and just feels like air escaping the bowels. It does, however, smell terrible. Can be described as silent but deadly.

"I think someone pushed out a fairt in here, didn't hear a thing, it's gonna be difficult to ID the culprit!"

by Baron Von Rippenfartz January 20, 2025