fairt

A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.

"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"

by montoro dynamite August 18, 2009

Fairt

The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.

I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.

by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006

fairt

it's when you can't fucking spell fair.

mkay that's fairt, sorry i mean fair*

by luca's hot n sexy side piece August 16, 2022

fairt

A fart that makes no audible sound, and just feels like air escaping the bowels. It does, however, smell terrible. Can be described as silent but deadly.

"I think someone pushed out a fairt in here, didn't hear a thing, it's gonna be difficult to ID the culprit!"

by Baron Von Rippenfartz January 20, 2025

World's Fair

Many countries gather at what they can the Expo, Exposition; & there's lots & lots of very cool stuff to see & do. Really awesome to hear so many different languages spoken! Interesting to see all the different cultures!

Grandma took me to the World's Fair in Spokane in 1974; they called it Expo '74. Absolutely Fantastic!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016

Street Savoir Faire

Street know-how; street smarts. As popularized by the Disney movie "Oliver and Company."

Why should I worry?
Why should I care?
I may not have a dime
But I got street savoir faire

by JohnNameJohn February 27, 2011

fainting couch feminism

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.

Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.

by dondidit October 16, 2014