1 definition by Captain Sockmonkey

Fairt

The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.

I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.

by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006