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A fart that makes a noise, but does not smell. Hence, smells like air.
"Man, why'd you have to fart in my car, the windows are up"
"No worries dude, it was only a fairt"
by montoro dynamite August 18, 2009
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The smell of hick sweat, livestock pavilions, corn-dogs, and fried food products that wafts through the New York State Fair and/or any regional firemen's carnival/renaissance festival.
I wanted to ride the Tilt-a-Whirl but the damn carny smelled of Fairt.
by Captain Sockmonkey August 21, 2006
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