fairhurst 

A Fairhurst is a bearded bimbo often struggling to get through life without forgetting his/her name or their address. They attempt to be funny but often fail and have been known to be aroused by animals such as geese and llamas. Fairhursts can be found in Northern areas such as Warrington/St.Helens

Bloody hell lets leg it from feeding this llama before the Fairhurst comes and dry humps it

fairhurst by Tess Tickle October 6, 2016

Fairhurst 

Fairhursts are usually outwardly flamers with poorly maintained beards who struggle with the concept of life.

Dude here comes a Fairhurst just look at his scruffy beard, mincing walk and simple smile

Fairhurst by Tess Tickle October 5, 2016

Fairhurst 

Acting in a prejudicial manner toward anyone older.

Do we have to invite Molly to the movie? She’s always such a fairhurst about being the youngest person in our group.

Fairhurst by PowderPuss October 22, 2020

Beth Fairhurst 

A creature and or insect that feeds on penises and takes shits on other peoples toilets and doesn't flush

Dude she just Beth Fairhurst on my toilet

Beth Fairhurst by Fish face May 1, 2012

Alfie fairhurst 

He’s just a sausage.

I was eating an Alfie fairhurst butty.

Alfie fairhurst by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst 

Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'

When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst

Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022