A creature and or insect that feeds on penises and takes shits on other peoples toilets and doesn't flush
by Fish face February 22, 2012
A Fairhurst is a bearded bimbo often struggling to get through life without forgetting his/her name or their address. They attempt to be funny but often fail and have been known to be aroused by animals such as geese and llamas. Fairhursts can be found in Northern areas such as Warrington/St.Helens
by Tess Tickle February 2, 2016
Fairhursts are usually outwardly flamers with poorly maintained beards who struggle with the concept of life.
by Tess Tickle February 3, 2016
Do we have to invite Molly to the movie? She’s always such a fairhurst about being the youngest person in our group.
by PowderPuss October 22, 2020
by Jimmy78 April 25, 2020
Lives for the thrill of getting 2 primos from a chest in Genshin Impact. Gets a raging boner over anyone his friends simp for especially mums. He loves to pay attention 5% of the time and when he does he ignores the words unless you use the code words Kazuha or free primos. His mic sounds like a tsunami mixed with a hurricane and he loves saying 'who asked'
When he joines the party say finkle mc crinkle mc winkledink to get his attention for 0.2 seconds Conner 'Finkledink' Fairhurst
by Not Fairhursts Mother July 17, 2022