Faircloth

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

by Faircloth December 16, 2008

Fairclothing

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.

Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"

by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011

samantha faircloth

A hot beautiful lad with a nice hair style and very amazing blanket.

Ugh I wanna be with Samantha faircloth

by Sammmmixxoo December 27, 2014

Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025

kade faircloth

The nicest blubbery dude that like his cat macaroni

kade faircloth -aden

by Aden Prothro June 7, 2018