Faircloth 

simple... God among men but does not know how to put on a condom.

woman - oh my! you are so faircloth!

man - i know, i know

Faircloth by Faircloth December 16, 2008

Faircloth

Someone who may be a handful, but his weiner sure isn’t.

“I heard that he is a Faircloth.”

Faircloth by SecondRateMemes May 1, 2026

Faircloth Hamplug

This is a secret menu item found at a popular baked ham restaurant specializing in honey-baked meats. Typically ordered when multiple bouts of uncontrollable diarrhea occur. The process is essentially where an entire bone-in baked ham is inserted in the anus and then the bone quickly removed. Leaving behind a plug made entirely of succulent ham.

I went down to Nogales for breakfast this morning and I've been on the toilet all day. Looks like I'll be ordering a Faircloth Hamplug for dinner tonight.

Faircloth Hamplug by Tnutbusterparfait December 11, 2025

samantha faircloth 

A hot beautiful lad with a nice hair style and very amazing blanket.

Ugh I wanna be with Samantha faircloth

samantha faircloth by Sammmmixxoo December 27, 2014

kade faircloth 

The nicest blubbery dude that like his cat macaroni

kade faircloth -aden

kade faircloth by Aden Prothro June 7, 2018

Doing-a-Fairclough 

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.

I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough

Doing-a-Fairclough by mattlumb November 13, 2010

Fairclothing 

Verb : To Faircloth
The act of a female vomiting during oral sex, and then proceeding to use the sick as lubricant to give a very messy finish.

Friend 1: "Your girlfriend is nasty!"
Friend 2: "Say what you want, she's a master at Fairclothing!"

Fairclothing by Anonymous222998 November 20, 2011