Failtique 

A bad attempt at trolling in which said troll masks said insults as a "critique" of their victims work.

Often the person rants on about little details that the author could have easily fixed on their own and going on about how the characters in said author's story is a Mary Sue even when they have little to no Mary Sue traits at all.

And on occassion rarely fixes their own grammar, never uses capital letters or any form of punctuation mark whatsover.

Also claims that the victim is the one that needs to use a dictionary when he/she is the one that needs it more than the victim.

"Did you read the last Failtique from mr failtroll wannabe over there?"

"Yeah, major fail overload."

Failtique by MM132 September 6, 2012

failticulate 

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

failticulate by mvolfman July 10, 2010

fauxtique 

When something is cheaply constructed, made in china 3 months ago, but is "aged" to look like a real antique. These items are easy to purchase at pier one or other mid to lower end "import" stores.

Colin: Hey did you see Dave's new place? He just got a bunch of stuff from that mall store that sells cheap imports.

Paul: I don't see why that guy thinks buying all those fauxtiques is gonna make his place look good. He has brass plated elephants for crying out loud.

Colin: I know, its horrible. It looks like the best western "safari experience" theme hotel.

fauxtique by schmuckaneers June 29, 2009

Fartiquette 

The proper expression of flatulance in the company of others.

**This does not apply to farting contests or revenge or ambush farts.**

Barry demonstrated proper Fartiquette when he said "excuse me", after "coughing in his shorts".

During church service, Ben embarrassingly exposed his lack of proper Fartiquette, when "big bass musical notes" were heard coming from his back pocket, and it wasn’t his Blackberry.

Brent always displays proper Fartiquette by leaving the room to "play the buttock bassoon" and "blow the big brown horn".

Even though he was in the kitchen, Nathan failed to exhibit proper Fartiquette by "baking breeze biscuits" during family dinner time.

Fartiquette by General Colon Bowel November 13, 2009

fatiquette 

basically a rule. one cannot say "i am fat" in the presence of someone fatter. it's rude.

Example of Violation:
size 6 girl: "i look so fat today"
size 16 girl: "havent you heard of fatiquette"

fatiquette by GabiNayarit November 3, 2011

Fantique 

Old, yet still awesome. It's fantastic and antique; it's fantique.

Other form: fantiquingly (adj)

See that MILF over there? Her rack is fantique, yo!
or
Did you hook up with that gerry last night? Yeah, he had a fantiquingly huge johnson; I rode him all night.

Fantique by Lady Estrogen May 2, 2011

Fauxtique 

Fake antique - an object made to look old, which is in fact new built, often sold to the unsuspecting or nouveau riche.

Excited by the fabulous price, Mary really wanted to buy the Napoleon style chair until she realized that it was merely a fauxtique knock-off, and not the real thing.

Fauxtique by JonathanWLoganPDX December 3, 2010