Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.
Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.
Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.
by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009
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"Want to come look at my animal sticker collection??!"
"Uhh....failpiece"
"Wow...FAILPIECE"
"Want to come look at my animal sticker collection??!"
"Uhh....failpiece"
by rachie13 September 5, 2011
Get the failpiece mug.A desktop wallpaper that fails so hard, the creator would've had to be high to believe that anyone could possibly want to see it every day.
Common aspects of a failpaper:
1. Resized one way but not the other (i.e. stretched out)
2. Resized from a shitty 200 pixel image to be a 1600 x 1200 wallpaper.
3. Made in MS Paint.
4. Saved as a JPEG at the lowest possible quality.
1. Resized one way but not the other (i.e. stretched out)
2. Resized from a shitty 200 pixel image to be a 1600 x 1200 wallpaper.
3. Made in MS Paint.
4. Saved as a JPEG at the lowest possible quality.
by asdfasdfghghjkl October 1, 2008
Get the failpaper mug.(n.) - Print newspapers that have folded and are now defunct, such as the Los Angeles Herald-Examiner and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
"The list of now-defunct failpapers is getting longer and longer, and I worry how many daily newspapers will survive in the future."
-- Overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper office in Los Angeles
-- Overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper office in Los Angeles
by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010
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