Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.

Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.

Failpipe by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

failpiece 

An object, action, phrase or person that fails.

(drops phone into toilet)
"Wow...FAILPIECE"

"Want to come look at my animal sticker collection??!"
"Uhh....failpiece"

failpiece by rachie13 September 5, 2011

failpaper 

A desktop wallpaper that fails so hard, the creator would've had to be high to believe that anyone could possibly want to see it every day.

Common aspects of a failpaper:

1. Resized one way but not the other (i.e. stretched out)
2. Resized from a shitty 200 pixel image to be a 1600 x 1200 wallpaper.
3. Made in MS Paint.
4. Saved as a JPEG at the lowest possible quality.

failpaper by asdfasdfghghjkl October 1, 2008

failpapers 

(n.) - Print newspapers that have folded and are now defunct, such as the Los Angeles Herald-Examiner and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.

"The list of now-defunct failpapers is getting longer and longer, and I worry how many daily newspapers will survive in the future."

-- Overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper office in Los Angeles

failpapers by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010