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An object, action, phrase or person that fails.

(drops phone into toilet)
"Wow...FAILPIECE"

"Want to come look at my animal sticker collection??!"
"Uhh....failpiece"

failpiece by rachie13 September 5, 2011

Words you can keep

fitpiece

a hot/good-looking guy

"take a look at that fitpiece over there!"
"woah he's a fitpiece"
"seen any fitpiece's yet?"

fitpiece by vintage44 May 1, 2007

Related Words

failpiece • fagpiece • Failpee • failpic • Failpipe • fitpiece • Cringe and Failpilled • Fat Piece • face piece • fail present

Failpee

When you attempt to pee but the primary stream splits off into two separate streams, both of which miss the toilet. This is due to residue in the penile cavity.

I just took a Failpee and now there is pee all over my bathroom floor.

Failpee by Awesomoiderpwn June 16, 2010

Cringe and Failpilled

The completely opposite to Based and Red Pilled.

John: I don't like dick in my ass, no no
Fred: You are cringe and failpilled

Cringe and Failpilled by Maxicat0 July 28, 2021

failpic

A picture or screenshot involving a fail.

Josh: Check out this pic of Ronald McDonald getting punched in the yonkers.

Bob: Lolcats! Failpic!

failpic by Thr33mo October 22, 2009

fagpiece

1. A penis involved in homosexual acts, especaially of the double anal variety.

2. a cigarette

that nigga got him a fagpiece

fagpiece by FAGGITSBEGAY April 1, 2005

Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.

Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.

Failpipe by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026