failpiece

An object, action, phrase or person that fails.

(drops phone into toilet)
"Wow...FAILPIECE"

"Want to come look at my animal sticker collection??!"
"Uhh....failpiece"

by rachie13 September 5, 2011

fitpiece

a hot/good-looking guy

"take a look at that fitpiece over there!"
"woah he's a fitpiece"
"seen any fitpiece's yet?"

by vintage44 May 1, 2007

Failpee

When you attempt to pee but the primary stream splits off into two separate streams, both of which miss the toilet. This is due to residue in the penile cavity.

I just took a Failpee and now there is pee all over my bathroom floor.

by Awesomoiderpwn June 16, 2010

Cringe and Failpilled

The completely opposite to Based and Red Pilled.

John: I don't like dick in my ass, no no
Fred: You are cringe and failpilled

by Maxicat0 July 28, 2021

failpic

A picture or screenshot involving a fail.

Josh: Check out this pic of Ronald McDonald getting punched in the yonkers.

Bob: Lolcats! Failpic!

by Thr33mo October 22, 2009

fagpiece

1. A penis involved in homosexual acts, especaially of the double anal variety.

2. a cigarette

that nigga got him a fagpiece

by FAGGITSBEGAY April 1, 2005

Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.

Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.

by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009