Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.
Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.
by WordsmithNinja April 01, 2009
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Failstorm

An unproductive and highly frustrating brainstorm.
Guy1: So does your band have a name yet?

Guy2: Nah, we had a bit of a failstorm but it just ended up pissing everyone off.
by WordsmithNinja April 01, 2009
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Germain's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Germain's Law states that, in an argument/debate/slanging match, the first person to reference the other person's mother automatically loses.
Guy 1: You totally stole that from a bumper sticker.

Guy 2: It wasn't from a bumper sticker, it was your mum's ass tattoo.

Guy 1: Germain's Law!
by WordsmithNinja March 23, 2009
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