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failpaper

A desktop wallpaper that fails so hard, the creator would've had to be high to believe that anyone could possibly want to see it every day.
Common aspects of a failpaper:

1. Resized one way but not the other (i.e. stretched out)
2. Resized from a shitty 200 pixel image to be a 1600 x 1200 wallpaper.
3. Made in MS Paint.
4. Saved as a JPEG at the lowest possible quality.
by asdfasdfghghjkl October 1, 2008
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falppers

look at all those falppers.
by falppers October 8, 2014
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Failperiment

A failperiment is a failed experiment.
The shitfuck didn't go well, it exploded and my clothes burned ....I almost died, what a failperiment!!
by Zeodyne December 16, 2009
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failpapers

(n.) - Print newspapers that have folded and are now defunct, such as the Los Angeles Herald-Examiner and the Seattle Post-Intelligencer.
"The list of now-defunct failpapers is getting longer and longer, and I worry how many daily newspapers will survive in the future."

-- Overheard at a watercooler in a newspaper office in Los Angeles
by PRwiz101 November 7, 2010
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Failpipe

The pipe of failure, to be smoked by anyone who fails at... well, anything really.
Guy1: I put the moves on her but she just wasn't interested.

Guy2: Ha! Stick that in your failpipe and smoke it.
by WordsmithNinja April 1, 2009
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Failperm

Variation of facepalm - only to be used for the greatest of failures. The collaboration of fail and perm provides a powerful implication of failing royally.
John: Want to listen to my new Nickelback album?

Mike: Failperm.
by master bateman October 26, 2009
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