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failfiction 

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.
I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction
failfiction by rockintherain May 22, 2010

Fagrication 

When gay guys fabricate a story about another man being gay when he is not. And its really only wishful thinking.
"My gay friend Ray told me that Wentworth Miller is gay!"
"No way! That is a total Fagrication!"
Fagrication by mandalupa April 7, 2010

famification 

The lust to coin words on Urban Dictionary for beer bragging rights at pubs and church gatherings. famous + ication = famification pronounced "FAYE muh FI kay shun
Nearly on the brink of suicide, writer's block caused Chris Yandall to submit an urban dictionary request to cannonize the word famification in hopes that other contributors will attempt to famificate themselves by getting published. All contributors seek famification to be have their word published on urbandictionary!
famification by cYask8 January 29, 2009

Foblication 

Every year my sister and I drag our kids across the country to see their grandparents in Alabama. We spend time on the gulf coast - it's our foblication.
Foblication by Milehimommy August 31, 2014

Fapplication 

The act of considering who one is going to fap to.
Oh, doing a little fapplication research. Put them back under the mattress before my mom notices.
Fapplication by totallynotabigdaddy October 29, 2010

Fatification

The process of getting fat. Root: Fat, to fatify
Person 1: I have been eating alot of junk food. Now i do not fit into my favourite dress anymore.
Person2: You're going through fatification!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
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