Failication

An application/program that is useless or has failed to do what it was meant to.

That iPhone application was a total failication.

by Kendjin November 9, 2009

failfiction

a type of fanfiction
often seems to be of quality, but ends up being a piece of over-dramatic crap with predictable events, a cliche plot, and OOC characters.

I thought that I had finally found a good fanfiction, but after the first three chapters, Harry got raped by Lucius, Severus, Ron, Dobby, and Neville's toad Trevor, before getting graciously taken in by Draco and cured by Draco's magnificent potion-making skills, abundant kindness, and cock. Harry and Draco immediately fell in love and they declared their adoration for each other after Draco pulled Harry off of a ledge during one of Harry's emotional, suicidal fits. Then they bought a pet unicorn and named it after Fred Weasley.
So ultimately, it was less of a fanfiction and more of a failfiction

by rockintherain May 22, 2010

Fagrication

When gay guys fabricate a story about another man being gay when he is not. And its really only wishful thinking.

"My gay friend Ray told me that Wentworth Miller is gay!"
"No way! That is a total Fagrication!"

by mandalupa April 7, 2010

famification

The lust to coin words on Urban Dictionary for beer bragging rights at pubs and church gatherings. famous + ication = famification pronounced "FAYE muh FI kay shun

Nearly on the brink of suicide, writer's block caused Chris Yandall to submit an urban dictionary request to cannonize the word famification in hopes that other contributors will attempt to famificate themselves by getting published. All contributors seek famification to be have their word published on urbandictionary!

by cYask8 January 29, 2009

Foblication

Familial obligatory vacation.

Every year my sister and I drag our kids across the country to see their grandparents in Alabama. We spend time on the gulf coast - it's our foblication.

by Milehimommy August 31, 2014

Fapplication

The act of considering who one is going to fap to.

Oh, doing a little fapplication research. Put them back under the mattress before my mom notices.

by totallynotabigdaddy October 29, 2010

Fatification

The process of getting fat. Root: Fat, to fatify

Person 1: I have been eating alot of junk food. Now i do not fit into my favourite dress anymore.
Person2: You're going through fatification!

by evil billionaire muahaha December 15, 2012