(n.) A vacation that is neither restful nor restorative. Frequently occurs during holiday trips when either work or family obligations affect one's ability to relax.
After our dog ate our host's couch, we were on fauxcation.
My mother's endless nagging turned our beach trip into fauxcation.
Every year my sister and I drag our kids across the country to see their grandparents in Alabama. We spend time on the gulf coast - it's our foblication.