Fapplication 

The act of considering who one is going to fap to.

Oh, doing a little fapplication research. Put them back under the mattress before my mom notices.

Fapplication by totallynotabigdaddy October 29, 2010

Fapplication 

An application on the popular social network, Facebook.

Also a shortened way of say "Fucking Application"

"Dude did you see that new app on Facebook?"
"Yeah bro, that's my new favorite Fapplication!"

"Dude there are so many fapplications on Facebook now. It's impossible to find a good one."

"FUCK! THIS GOD DAMNED FAPPLICATION NEVER WORKS!"

Fapplication by Mak J-Bizzle December 16, 2008

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology 

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

P-Dub (application)

P-Dub is a term, utilized by "urban health" social workers in British Columbia, Canada. P-Dub eloquently and succinctly refers to Persons with Disabilities (PWD) applications, which are submitted to the BC Ministry of Social Development & Poverty Reduction. Utilizing the term "P-Dub" makes the process of completing these lengthy applications less mind-numbing, thereby improving morale, enthusiasm, and staff retention in the long run.

Please say "P-Dub" the next time you are working on a PWD application, in order to feel united with your fellow social worker colleagues. Blessings!

"Oh damn, I forgot to work on that P-Dub (application) again"

P-Dub (application) by Little Mermaid's SW June 8, 2023

college application 

the most hated part of all highschoolers, takes up tons of time and is basically just a bitch.

Jason, "brooo, wanna chill tonight?"
Thomas, "nah man, gotta finish this college application."
Jason, "oh yeah that, a total bitch"

college application by ts@Ng096 October 23, 2013

Fappination

When you don't have any actual porn and you fap with nothing but your imagination.

My mom found my playboys, and threw them away, now i'll have to use my fappination.

Fappination by Last_Pariah November 4, 2010

college applications 

1. a lovely way to waste tens of hours writing essays for schools you will not attend in case the school you will attend doesn't accept you
2. a reason to want to die

I thought senior year would be fun, but mostly its just college applications and sadness.

college applications by Lightning McThleen December 14, 2018