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failception 

a fail within a fail; someone legitimately screws up TWICE in one fail
-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.

Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.
failception by bigmeechie December 8, 2011
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Failception 

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.
I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N
Failception by Plysomack September 12, 2011

Filmception 

The belief after watching a film that it could be real life. Most well known cases are the matrix (the belief that we are all in a game) and inception (the belief that we are all dreaming and everything is inside the mind of the person believing this). Most cases are harmless fun for kids but can lead to a warped perception of real life (people thinking inception is real have killed themselves in the belief that they will wake up afterwards in the real world)
Robs gone mad after watching inception. He keeps waking sleeping people up with a 'kick' to bring them back up one dream level & thinking he can act like an idiot cos hes dreaming!" "I know! Major case of filmception
Filmception by B247E August 21, 2010

fauxception 

A fauxception is when someone fronts a fake perception of themselves to their friends/the Internet world to make themselves seem like a different person than they really are.
Jimmy acts like he's really into playing baseball, but it's just a fauxception. He hasn't actually played in years.

Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.
fauxception by juliedabber February 11, 2015

Filmception 

When your watching a film of a film within a film and you dont know what layer of the film your in.
A good example of this would be Cloverfield or Suzhou River.
Where in the film you see the film from handheld camera's perspective in the film.

Guy 1: I can't tell if im in a film or not, so i chopped my hand to see if i had a robotic left arm.

Guy 2: I think your in a bad state of Filmception!
Filmception by Flame_Prince November 17, 2011

Failcation 

What results when one takes a trip to visit a long-distance significant other, and said trip does not result in sex.
"How was your trip to Florida?"
"Pretty fail. He didn't want to have sex all week."
"What? Even old people can get laid in Florida! What a failcation."
Failcation by shellandrill May 29, 2013

Fartception 

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .
Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !
Fartception by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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