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Fartception 

1. When you can smell your fart in another person's fart.

2. When two people fart at the a time .
Ashwin : I farted

Josh : You nasty F*ck ! Your insides must be deteriorating and rotting to produce a foul smell like this.What the hell did you eat !? *farts*

Ashwin : =.='''

Josh : I farted too..Oooh the aroma, the texture, the profound nature of it all, this is the art of a genius encapsulated in gas

Ashwin : Basically, you can smell your fart in my fart.

Josh : It's a fartception !
Fartception by zingeraddict November 8, 2011
Words you can keep

fauxception 

A fauxception is when someone fronts a fake perception of themselves to their friends/the Internet world to make themselves seem like a different person than they really are.
Jimmy acts like he's really into playing baseball, but it's just a fauxception. He hasn't actually played in years.

Brittany parties every night, and fails her classes, but fauxcepts that she's a diligent student with straight A's.
fauxception by juliedabber February 11, 2015

Artception 

a) art with-in art
b) a variety of subjects (such as science) in art
"Look i drew a picture of a cell"
"woah dude you just made an artception!"
Artception by Iwantblue April 17, 2013

failception 

a fail within a fail; someone legitimately screws up TWICE in one fail
-First person throws second person in a pool-
Second person fails.
-First person is also much smaller-
Second person fails twice.

Therefore, a fail within a fail.
FAILCEPTION.
failception by bigmeechie December 8, 2011

fatception 

Two equally obese individuals trying to figure out which one of them is fattest. This argument will go on until one of them dies or loses weight, or until a black hole eventually forms (due to the paradox).
(Person 1: You're fatter!
Person 2: No, you're fatter!)
A fatception paradox occurs. Repeat above x∞
fatception by thomicfee March 3, 2023

Failception 

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.
I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N
Failception by Plysomack September 12, 2011

Double Fistception

The act of fisting someone with both fists through the vagina and asshole and giving yourself a fistbump during the process.
John: Hey Georgia, later you and me going to do a little double fistception later?

Georgia: I can't, I had Taco Bell earlier. Maybe some other time when I don't have the runs.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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