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Failosophy 

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.
Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...
Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Failosophy 

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)
You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."
Failosophy by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

Flailosophy 

The pondering of a flailer. A way of understanding things from the perspective of a meth addict.
My peers and I have our own perspectives and ideals that we call our flailosophy.
Flailosophy by So Short October 8, 2017

familosophy 

the philosophy of families ... the critical study of the principles and concepts of family dynamics and intergenerational issues, with a view to improving them and providing guidance in practical affairs
Haven't spoken to my sister in years; we could do with some familosophy
familosophy by TheAussieWordGuy October 7, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026