Fail-osophy
An idea or thought brought forth by an individual who believes they are correct and /or smart when actually all their ideas are total bullshit.
Fail-osophy by L-Marsh September 24, 2010
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Failosophy
Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...
Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008
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Failosophy • familosophy • Flailosophy • Fail • fail at life • fail kid • fail muffin • fail scale • fail snail • Fail-tality
Failosophy
An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)
You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"
Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"
You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."
Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"
You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."
Failosophy by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009
Flailosophy
Flailosophy by So Short October 8, 2017
familosophy
the philosophy of families ... the critical study of the principles and concepts of family dynamics and intergenerational issues, with a view to improving them and providing guidance in practical affairs
familosophy by TheAussieWordGuy October 7, 2021
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