Flailosophy 

The pondering of a flailer. A way of understanding things from the perspective of a meth addict.

My peers and I have our own perspectives and ideals that we call our flailosophy.

Flailosophy by So Short October 8, 2017

Failosophy 

An idea from a person that fails.
Everyone hates the idea, and it should be rejected immediately.

Billy: Noobs are the coolest people ever.
Bob: What the hell, no. Dude, that's seriously a failosophy...

Failosophy by Simply Stefani; December 27, 2008

Failosophy 

An idea or suggestion that is obviously destined to not work or have bad outcome.
(usually not obvious to person who thinks of it)

You: "....I'm so bored... what should we do?"

Your dumbass friend: "Let's play soccer with a bowling ball!"

You:" That is probably the most idiotic failosophy I have ever been mentally injured with."

Failosophy by ArrogantAngel April 16, 2009

familosophy 

the philosophy of families ... the critical study of the principles and concepts of family dynamics and intergenerational issues, with a view to improving them and providing guidance in practical affairs

Haven't spoken to my sister in years; we could do with some familosophy

familosophy by TheAussieWordGuy October 7, 2021