Fagguck
A slur used to describe a moderator who takes their role a bit to seriously
These "Faggucks" where first discovered at DashCon 2014, urinating in the ball pit. These "things" finds great sexual pleasure as roleplaying as their favorite character in the 1942 animated film "Bambi" or creating 200 page fan fictions of the Pixar film "Zootopia". After DashCon, there was multiple reports of these "Faggucks" marinating their fur suits with butter and olive oil.
These creatures, tend to live a very stationary life. Usually hibernating in the seasons of winter, spring, summer, and fall. Only leaving their 10x18 studio apartment in order to meet up with kids they met on "Animal Jam". Weighing a hefty 256 pounds, their weight keeps them firmly planted in their chair as the neck beards they grow reduce the friction between their chin and neck in order to more effectively monitor discord servers.
"Faggucks" share this "protect the pack" mentality, this is why its so common to see many of these "Faggucks" server as Discord moderators. They view them selves (as they quote) the "The Ultra Sigma Patrick Bateman Alpha Wolf", this simply meaning that they can come within a 1000 feet off the local elementary school.
These "Faggucks" where first discovered at DashCon 2014, urinating in the ball pit. These "things" finds great sexual pleasure as roleplaying as their favorite character in the 1942 animated film "Bambi" or creating 200 page fan fictions of the Pixar film "Zootopia". After DashCon, there was multiple reports of these "Faggucks" marinating their fur suits with butter and olive oil.
These creatures, tend to live a very stationary life. Usually hibernating in the seasons of winter, spring, summer, and fall. Only leaving their 10x18 studio apartment in order to meet up with kids they met on "Animal Jam". Weighing a hefty 256 pounds, their weight keeps them firmly planted in their chair as the neck beards they grow reduce the friction between their chin and neck in order to more effectively monitor discord servers.
"Faggucks" share this "protect the pack" mentality, this is why its so common to see many of these "Faggucks" server as Discord moderators. They view them selves (as they quote) the "The Ultra Sigma Patrick Bateman Alpha Wolf", this simply meaning that they can come within a 1000 feet off the local elementary school.
"Look at this Fagguck!"
Fagguck by Redlobster Feaster August 23, 2024