Fagguck 

A slur used to describe a moderator who takes their role a bit to seriously

These "Faggucks" where first discovered at DashCon 2014, urinating in the ball pit. These "things" finds great sexual pleasure as roleplaying as their favorite character in the 1942 animated film "Bambi" or creating 200 page fan fictions of the Pixar film "Zootopia". After DashCon, there was multiple reports of these "Faggucks" marinating their fur suits with butter and olive oil.

These creatures, tend to live a very stationary life. Usually hibernating in the seasons of winter, spring, summer, and fall. Only leaving their 10x18 studio apartment in order to meet up with kids they met on "Animal Jam". Weighing a hefty 256 pounds, their weight keeps them firmly planted in their chair as the neck beards they grow reduce the friction between their chin and neck in order to more effectively monitor discord servers.

"Faggucks" share this "protect the pack" mentality, this is why its so common to see many of these "Faggucks" server as Discord moderators. They view them selves (as they quote) the "The Ultra Sigma Patrick Bateman Alpha Wolf", this simply meaning that they can come within a 1000 feet off the local elementary school.

"Look at this Fagguck!"

Fagguck by Redlobster Feaster August 23, 2024

Fagguccino

A word to collectively describe the various metro-sexual varieties of coffee that have been adapted in some unnecessary way to make them more appealing to the common fag.

Such coffee derivatives covered by the term Faggaccino are:

Cappuccino,
Caffè latte,
Caffè Americano,
Caffè macchiato,
Espresso,
Frappuccino,
Caramel Macchiato,
Caffè Mocha,
Gingerbread Latte,
Toffee Nut Latte,
Eggnog Latte*

* = Seriously WTF!

Café cashier: What can I get you?
Luke: Hi, can I have a Light-Iced, Double-Shot, Non-Fat, 8-pump Sugar-Free Vanilla, Extra Caramel, Caramel Macchiatto please.
Café cashier: Sorry, we don't sell fagguccinos.

Fagguccino by cptchopper79 December 4, 2010

fagnuck 

a non-sexist insult to someone who is canadian

DUDE, you're such a fagnuck!

fagnuck by aliesobeautiful November 23, 2009

Fagfucker 

A derogatory term used to insult a person. It is used in replacement of words such as asshole, fag, dickhead, and motherfucker

"I can't believe that you won't give me the $10 you owe me, stop being such a Fagfucker!"

Fagfucker by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

FagFuck 

Someone who gets in the fast lane and slows down, forcing you to ride his ass just the way he likes it...!!!

Bro-Dude, this "FAGFUCK" just cut me off and now he's slowing down. He must love taking it in the ass...!!!

FagFuck by Big-Phat November 13, 2007

FagFucker 

one who fucks lots of fags in the ass

JT is gay and likes men and frequently fornicates their assholes so that makes him a FagFucker

FagFucker by nick the quick November 22, 2006

Fagbucket 

1: A bucket used for the disposal of Cigarettes (A fag is the UK word for a smoke).

2: Another word for a homosexual mans ass.

"Hey, Im going to dispose of my Fag in this Fagbucket"

"I totally put my cock in his fagbucket"

Fagbucket by Exagerative June 15, 2009