Article reflecting official faggy opinions of a magazine or any official statement that:
1- Holds a faggy position on an important subject OR a strong position on a faggy subject
2- Is a stroke job aimed at impressing or pleasing a particular faggy audience rather than expressing true views.
3- Is held by a faggot
A faggotblade is someone of the utmost faggoty nature. It is advised that you say it in a gremlin voice to add to the atmosphere so it sounds like "fagget bled"
Faggotblade can be used as a compliment like "aw, love her. She's such a faggotblade haha"
But can be used as an insult to those you dislike/hate. The term originated from "gayblade" but turned into "faggotblade" because it sounds better.
If continuously repeated around people, they will catch on. There is already hundreds of people saying this term because they're awesome faggotblades.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.